🌈 Introducing the Divine Pride Tee: “Love Thy Neighbor” Edition! 🌈

Are you tired of basic tees? Bored with bland slogans? Well, honey, have I got a heavenly revelation for you! Behold, the “Love Thy Neighbor” Pride T-shirt—the sassiest, most fabulous garment to grace your mortal coil.

🌟 Features:

Rainbow Robe Realness: Our artist channeled their inner Michelangelo (with a dash of RuPaul) to create an iconic Jesus rocking a custom-made rainbow robe. 

Subtle as a Unicorn Stampede: The phrase “Love Thy Neighbor” is emblazoned across the chest. Subtle? Nah. People won’t just see it; they’ll feel it in their chakras.

Unapologetically Queer: This tee screams, “I’m here, I’m queer, and I’ve got a direct line to the Big Guy Upstairs!” Whether you’re LGBTQ+ or just an ally with killer taste, this shirt says, “I’m fabulous, and so is my theology.”

🔥 Why You Need This Tee:

Sunday Service Chic: Forget those stuffy church clothes. Slip into this tee for Sunday brunch, and watch the congregation gasp. Bonus points if you pair it with a halo and glitter eyeliner.

Pride Parade Perfection: When you march in the Pride parade, you won’t just be waving a flag—you’ll be a walking miracle. Jesus would totally approve (and maybe even join the dance-off).

Neighborly Vibes: Imagine the look on Karen’s face when she sees you watering your plants in this tee. She’ll clutch her pearls so hard they’ll turn into rosary beads.

🙌 Testimonials from Our Blessed Customers:

Saint Sebastian: “I got shot with an arrow, but this tee healed me. Also, it’s great for archery practice.”

Archangel Gabriel: “I wore it to the celestial choir rehearsal, and even Michael stopped smiting for a minute to ask where I got it.”

Cher: “If I could turn back time, I’d wear this tee during the Sermon on the Mount. Jesus would’ve been like, ‘Yaaas, werk!’”

🌈 Get Yours Today! Because when it comes to spreading love, acceptance, and divine shade, this tee is the Second Coming you’ve been waiting for. Amen! 🙏✨

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US